It could be me. (Draw #15)
Another set of results, as perfunctory as a man’s sexual activity in the shower:
Numbers drawn: 01, 16, 17, 19, 33, 34 + bonus ball 09
My Numbers: 06, 09, 11, 23, 33, 44
No. of matching numbers: 1 + bonus ball
Price of ticket: £1
Amount won: £0
Financial outcome: -£1
Fifteen goes. FIFTEEN. And nothing. Not a single bean from the lottery. And yet still my sense of expectancy is not diminished, even though the other day i noticed the chances of winning a tenner are just 1 in 56 – so i’m not likely to win anything at all in my year-long1 experiment.
Lottery balance: £-15 // Not A Lottery balance: £15.01
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52 weeks, kids! ↩